"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."
Robert Pattison
This is so fucking true!! I was reading it *only got through the first 2 books* and i was like... she's so in love with him, and knows nothing about him, and the pure unconditional love that Bella has for Edward is down right scary. And then to read that the author dreamed it all up, and i was like... holy shit... that makes so much more sense now. She's still creepy beyond freaking belief. And honestly, what's up with the cradle robbing??? But in general it's so true.. The woman is completely nutzo and the story is so freaking creepy the love is just OMG it's worse than fangirl. He mentioned it, she is convinced completely that she is Bella... wtf? How can you be convinced of that?! like seriously! I liked the first book... the second was interesting but started to go downhill, and I never read the last cuz I knew it was going to be complete shit.
But he does nicely sum up what I think of her, she is insane and needs to have a massive reality check. It's like mothers who REALLY wanted to be beauty queens, so they force their poor children to do it *watching toddlers and tiaras*. Who the hell tans their 4 YEAR OLD!?!?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!? There is no way anyone can tell me that these children chose to do that at that age, they can barley write their own names, how can they possibly be able to choose that they want to be in a pageant?
Like honestly what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid woman? Why would you do that? That's just plain evil, HELLOO!! That's what happens to child actors and child singers, they go loopey later on in life. Examples; Britney Spears, Shirley Temple, Micheal Jackson, Jackson 5 in general, and many more.
I think it's dead wrong on so many levels that a 4 yr old knows how to put on make-up better than a porn star! Have you seen those kids?! They have more make-up than a porn star, what the hell do they need makeup for, they have flawless skin, they haven't hit puberty, so WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU COVERING UP?! These poor children don't even get a childhood. I suppose the same can be said about children who show promise in swimming, music, sports, horse back riding, gymnastics *me*, or anything else, but how do you figure that your 3 year old shows promise in WALKING?! EVERY CHILD WALKS!!!
So how do you figure that yours is a shining star? Now if anyone who reads this happens to do this or has had it done to themselves, then I'm slightly sorry if I insult you, but it's my journal, so I can write this. Anyway, how do you figure it out at all?
I hated doing the gymnastics, I did it for 10 years, and I was not happy doing most of it, so what it made me flexible, but now I can't do the spilts, and so what if I can flip? How is that going to get me in life? To be in Cirque de Soliel, you have to be top! And well I'm not. I think people should just let children be children and put a crap load less pressure on them. The poor dears.
Now back to Vampires, and Twilight. Again, anyone who decides to read this, I slightly apologize if I offend you. Vampires glowing in the daylight is fucking ridiculous. I do like that she took on a different angle from vampires being gloomy and living in dark gothic castles and living my candle light cuz that's just stupid. I mean they are in the modern age, and HELLO!! They a;ready lived through that hell of no electricity. . . why would they want to do that for the rest of their lives? My god these people are weird as fuck.
http://theantitwilightmovement.webs.com/h
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That is the site that started my insane laughing. I think this site has hit it on the head pretty well... yet I do think that they have gone a little too far, but whatever, it's their choice to do at the please ne? But holy, this phenomenon with Vampires is getting annoying. I mean we have Buffy... and I really don't like that woman, she annoys me, and then we have Gackt, and well you can't say anything bad about him. Then there is Asagi from D, and holy that man is a walking vampire practically, and pretty so who cares? And then there is Kamijo form Versailles. (If you have no idea who I'm talking about... YOUTUBE NOW) And there is *shudder* Marilyn Manson... and he scares me to put him in the same category as Gackt and MANA (HELLO! Female vampire) and all the other great singers out there, oh and can't forget about OZZY! I do like him, but I don't think he's quite in the same league for completely different reasons.
Then there is Hollywood's take on vampires, for example, 30 Days of Night.... The movie is freaking awesome (I will not be mentioning Twilight since I refuse to see it) but the ending was a piece of complete SHIT! WTF!?!!?! GAWD! What a fucking sellout! Sad thing, is that I totally expected it. But what else do you expect from Hollywood? God, there was so much POTENTIAL Totally ruined!!
Oh and then to throwback to classics, you have Queen of the Damned, the book was so good, How could they do that to the memory of the book? Why cuz they are Hollywood, and they don't give a fuck about anyone else but themselves? I don't even want to go into it it pisses me off so much, and Interview with a vampire so damned good, the book that is, the movie was meh meh. Why, because they totally OBSCUREd the ending so beautifully, I almost wanted to cry, but I refrained. (barley) and Well let's not get into Van Helsing... (total bastardy of the manga/anime/comic, whatever you want to call it) and Underworld... I can't believe they are coming out with another one... (wait, yes I can, HW is that fucked) and I'm sorry to do this, but there is the Japanese/Chinese vampire movies.
I like Moon Child, *Soley for Gackt, and one other person* and Twins Effect was... well.. it was a stupid concept from the first, and Edison Chen, I like you, especially when you speak in english... but the concept? *spoiler* A vampire refusing to draw blood from a victim... not even a different species than human.. .wtf? That was a little stupid. And as for Moon Child, I still think the best part was near then end,*spoiler* and Gackt is coughing up blood, for me that was amazing to look at. (This is the same person who was laughing her ass off during the whole 30 DON Because the vampires on the rampage were spectacular to watch) I loved it, I thought the movie actually had a purpose and looked like it would be interesting, and of course it did not fail me *Gackt, when do you ever? (never)*.
And on that note, I can't wait for Bunraku to come out! This will be interesting to see how well(awful) HW destroys Bunraku. I hope they at least of the concept of what Bunraku is somewhere in the movie. I want to end this rant before I get into Forbidden Kingdom.... I'm so pissed at that movie, also at F&F Tokyo Drift... if anyone has seen it, and knows ANYTHING about Japan... then they will know the none of the main characters were Japanese, and the girl.... grrrrrrr..... BUT they are making a 4th installment of F&F With original cast ... this should be interesting, and they are bringing in the heavy duty muscle cars from the 70's and 60's I'm drooling just thinking about it!
But now I have to get back to my homework.. kanji needs to die a very slow and painful death... and French... I don't think it would be safe to enter those waters...
Till next time, Ja ne.
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